Organic, Hemp-Derived CBD Provisions

We have worked our asses off doing due diligence, because we know that you don’t want to use some janky-ass snake oil that other people are slinging.  The ingredients in our hemp-derived CBD-infused products are sourced from the largest grower, manufacturer, and distributor of hemp-derived phytocannabinoids right here in the good ol’ U-S-of-A.

However,  product lineup isn’t quite ready for prime time just yet, however if you’d like to be notified when it’s time to get your CBD on, simply tell us what products you’d most like to see and sign up for our mailing list.

As a thank you for being one of the first and therefore most important people to join our list, we’ll send you a promo code worth a whole 10% off your first purchase. We sh!t you not.

Have you used CBD?

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Which CBD products would most interest you?

TincturesSalvesSoftgelsGummiesVape PensPet ProductsEvery Damn Thing!


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Starting Lineup


Our flagship product. You’ll look forward to rubbing one out with our salve the next time that aching feeling arises. Made with broad spectrum, hemp-derived CBD oil, beeswax and MCT, you’ll experience relief faster than an 18 year old on prom night.


The mainstay of our CBD line up. Our tinctures are crafted with the finest ingredients around including the same broad spectrum, hemp-derived CBD oil as our salve, mixed with some MCT and your choice of mint, orange or au natural. Remember, just the tip!


Don’t care for the taste of a tincture, then how about our softgels? Our softgels use the same high quality, hemp-derived CBD oil with a dash of MCT all nicely contained within a quick dissolving gelatin shell. They slide right down!


Yummy! These things are damn tasty! They’re like your convenient store gummies only instead of rotting your teeth, they instead pack a powerful punch of 20mg of hemp-derived CBD each. Booyah!

This Sh!t is Legit

Like we said above, we have worked our asses off doing due diligence and research to be sure we bring you the best product possible.

We also provide lab results with every order so that you know that every effing ingredient used is meticulously sourced and lab tested. How’s that for legit?

Got Questions? We Got Answers.

What exactly is hemp-derived CBD oil?

Let us be super effing clear. Hemp-derived CBD oil is NOT THC.  THC is federally illegal, and we’re not messing with that sh!t.

Hemp-derived is a natural oil which is extracted from the flowers and leaves of the cannabis plant. Depending on the formulation of a product, it may contain other beneficial components such as omega fatty acids, amino acids, vitamins and minerals.

Does hemp-derived CBD oil get you high?

That would be a no. Our hemp-derived CBD oil from does not contain THC in high enough concentrations to cause a high. RooGoods products are produced using a technology that extracts THC while leaving the other cannabinoids and terpenes intact.  If you decide to take massive amounts of this stuff, you still won’t get high, but risk becoming sleepier then kid in chemistry class.

What are the side effects of hemp derived CBD?

Mother Nature is a badass, but not always so exacting. The effects of organic compounds can be many and can vary from person to person. Herbal compounds can have both desired effects and unwanted effects.

Think about it like this, some people find hemp derived CBD oil works like a charm to help them to get some shuteye, but it also makes them feel sleepy when they use it during the day.  If you want to feel awake during the day, then feeling sleepy would be an unwanted effect.

You still have questions?  We got answers. Toss your question in space below, and we will drop some knowledge on your ass.