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What the f*ck is CBD

CBD, or cannabidiol, is just one of over 80+ cannabinoids that can be extracted from hemp. It’s a f*cking powerful extract that has been used for wellness for thousands of years. It is one of many cannabinoids in hemp that has a variety of effects on our body’s endocannabinoid system. Hemp plants must have less than 0.3% THC, which means that hemp-derived CBD oil will not cause any psychoactive effects nor will it having you smelling like you’ve been hotboxing in the school parking lot.

So, is this pot?

Nope. Our CBD is derived from hemp plants, but it is not marijuana. Hemp and marijuana are close relatives, but not the same. By definition, hemp contains no more than 0.3% THC – that’s the psychoactive compound that is found in marijuana. THC is federally illegal, and we’re not messing with that sh!t.

Hemp-derived CBD is a natural oil which is extracted from the flowers and leaves of the cannabis plant. Depending on the formulation of a product, it may contain other beneficial components such as omega fatty acids, amino acids, vitamins and minerals.

With that said, Let us be super effing clear, our hemp-derived CBD has NO THC.

Will I piss hot during a drug test?

Just like how binging on a baker’s dozen of poppy seed bagels may lead to a positive drug test for opioids, the consumption of certain hemp products may lead to a positive drug test for tetrahydrocannabinol (THC). THC is inherently present in trace amounts in hemp plants. The legal limit of THC in hemp is no more than 0.3%. If you are subject to drug testing we strongly suggest consulting your health care provider before consuming any hemp-derived products.

What the benefits of this crap?

Really smart people in white lab coats (scientists) found that these plant compounds have a better effect on the body when they work together, rather than alone. In other words, teamwork makes the dream work. CBD users claim benefits like a sense of calm and focus; relief from everyday stresses; help in recovery from exercise-induced inflammation and support for healthy sleep cycles*. Our broad-spectrum cannabinoid contains CBD, other cannabinoids and beneficial plant compounds like terpenes and flavonoids. Since research shows that using the whole damn plant maximizes benefits, we make sure to pack each of our products with as much of Mother Nature’s ass-kicking goodness as we can.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.