Happy Ending CBD Salve


How the f*ck is Icy Hot a thing? You smell like shit and it’s cold and burns. Not our salve, and not our idea of a good time.  Our Happy Ending CBD salve is awesome for anyone who wants to experience the benefits of CBD for a targeted region. Unlike other forms of CBD where you have to wait for it to travel through the body, this motherf*cker begins to take effect as soon as it’s absorbed. 

The best part is that our salve is scented with lavender and eucalyptus, so you it won’t leave you smelling like you’ve been hotboxing in the school parking lot.

$58.88

In stock

Our CBD salve contains: Organic MCT Oil, Organic Beeswax, Phytocannabinoid-Rich Hemp Extract, Organic Lavender Essential Oil and Organic Eucalyptus Essential Oil.

The latest lab results have been posted at My CBD Test. A clean bill of health has been issued for this happy ending.

Details

18-month shelf stable
Manufactured in USA
Premium grade
Broad spectrum

FAQs

What size is the container?

1 ounce.

How often can I use the salve?

Whenever the need to rub one out arises.

Is there any THC?

No THC is detectable, according to our lab reports.

What is the shelf life?

About 18 months, but you’re not going to let it sit around unused, are you?

How much CBD is in the salve?

450mg of CBD in the 1oz jar.

What does broad spectrum mean?

A broad spectrum hemp extract contains many of the naturally occurring cannabinoids, terpenes and other phytonutrients in the hemp plant.

How should I store the product?

Product should be stored at room temperature in a dry place.

Analysis

Microbial Analysis

  • Total Aerobic Count < 2,000 cfu/g
  • Total Yeast and Mold < 200 cfu/g
  • Coli = Negative
  • Salmonella = Negative

Contaminant Analysis

  • Heavy Metals: Not Detected (ND)
  • Lead: ND
  • Arsenic: ND
  • Residual Solvents: ND