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CBD Softgels

You can find broad spectrum CBD tablets in a variety of places. Our CBD softgels are much smaller than the competition but still pack a punch.  The active ingredient of these softgels are only about 25 nanometers in size — our industry competitors’ particles are up to 40x larger!  Smaller particles = better absorption capabilities. We don’t need to tell you that size matters…

Also, these THC-free puppies are tasteless, so you don’t have to worry about a disgusting weed taste in your mouth.  Once you try them, you won’t be able to keep your hands off deez nuts!

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Our CBD softgels contain: Phytocannabinoid-Rich Hemp Extract, Polysorbate Emulsifiers, Medium Chain Triglycerides, Beta Caryophyllene, Bovine-Derived Gelatin, Glycerin, Sorbitol and Water

The latest lab results have been posted at My CBD Test. A clean bill of health has been issued for deez nuts.


  • 30 servings per bottle
  • 18-month shelf stable
  • Manufactured in USA
  • Premium grade
  • Broad spectrum
  • Nanoemulsion technology
  • Quick absorption


How many softgels are in the bottle?

30 little bastards

How often can I take a softgel?

Some pop one in the morning whereas others take them before bed to promote a good night’s sleep. Maybe after workout or an all nighter playing Fortnite would work best. In other words, take one whenever you like.

Is there any THC?

No THC is detectable, according to our lab reports.

What is the shelf life?

About 18 months, but you’re not going to let them just sit there, are you?

How much CBD is in each softgel?

25mg of CBD in each softgel.

What does broad spectrum mean?

A broad spectrum hemp extract contains many of the naturally occurring cannabinoids, terpenes and other phytonutrients in the hemp plant.

How should I store the product?

Product should be stored in a cool, dry place away from direct light.


The latest lab results have been posted at My CBD Test. A clean bill of health has been issued for deez nuts.

Microbial Analysis

  • Total Aerobic Count < 2,000 cfu/g
  • Total Yeast and Mold < 200 cfu/g
  • Coli = Negative
  • Salmonella = Negative

Contaminant Analysis

  • Heavy Metals: Not Detected (ND)
  • Lead: ND
  • Arsenic: ND
  • Residual Solvents: ND